JAUHARI

Do you there

Ohh my friends you send me this?

Do you know why?
Because it’s dangerous, especially when it is
taught in school.
See samples below

1. Hardware : Barangkeras
2. Software : Baranglembut
3. Joystick : Batang gembira
4. Plug and play : Colok dan main
5. Port : Lubang
6. Server : Pelayan
7. Client : Pelanggan

Try to translate this :
(Silahkan coba untuk translet kalimat di bawah)

ENGLISH
The server provides a plug and play service
for the clients using either hardware and software
joystick. Just plug the joystick into the server port
and enjoy it.

INDONESIA
Pelayan itu menyediakan layanan colok dan
main untuk pelanggannya dengan menggunakan
batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Cukup
dengan memasukkan batang gembira itu ke
lubang pelayan dan nikmati.

see how dangerous it is!!

Saya sudah menggunakan Flickr hampir satu taun, sebelum layanan ini di beli sama si Yahoo! Trus terang Flickr suatu layanan yang ok punya untuk Online Photo Sharing.

Dan baru baru ini tepatnya hari ini(27/06/2005) saya login lagi dan setup untuk URI alias biar lebih enak dibaca.

Bagi saudaraku kalau mau liat foto koleksi saya bisa ke http://flickr.com/people/jauhari/ Anda punya flickr?
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Ada yang mau translatekhan ke Bahasa Inggris, please….

What about this?

Microsoft has reached a deal with Indonesia over the tens of thousands of pirated versions of Windows programs used in government departments.

Ministers said Microsoft had agreed an amnesty under which a token sum of one dollar will be paid for every computer found to be using illegal software.

In exchange, the government has promised to buy Microsoft merchandise legally in future.

Indonesia has one of the world’s highest rates of pirated programs.

Taken from BBC More

I got from Macromedia DEVNET great resources about REGEX

The origins of regular expressions date back to the 1950s when mathematicians began exploring theoretical computer science. This field of research included topics such as automata theory and formal language theory. Stephen Cole Kleene, one of the fathers of theoretical computer science, is credited with inventing regular expressions. Ken Thompson, a major contributor to the development of the UNIX operating system, incorporated regular expressions into the UNIX text editor known as Ed.

Today, support for regular expressions can be found in scripting languages, programming languages, operating systems, and tools. Examples of tools that support regular expressions include Microsoft Internet Explorer, Firefox, Macromedia Flash, Eclipse, and Microsoft Visual Studio .NET. Nearly every modern programming or scripting language offers built-in support for regular expressions or provides a dedicated library as an add-on. Some examples of computer languages that support regular expressions include Macromedia ColdFusion, PHP, ActionScript, JavaScript, Java, C++, C#, Visual Basic .NET, PERL, Ruby, and Python.

Depending on the tool or language, the implementation of regular expressions may vary. Due to the varying levels of support, I recommend that you always find documentation on what is and is not supported by the tool or language that you’re using. There are a variety of reasons why the growth in popularity of regular expressions has taken place. For web developers and programmers, the quantity of code in the world has grown exponentially. As such, it’s become increasingly difficult to navigate the volume of text that is out there. In addition, although regular expressions ancestry stems from mathematics followed by programming, regular expressions can be used by content developers as well to update large amounts of text easily.

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On seminar by Andri Wongso titled Create your HOKI this nicely great motivation.

Thanks again and Please Creat your Hoki!